We had a guitar player leave the band,SURPRISE-SURPRISE. I told him how shitty that was, considering he told us when it was too late. He never even told me..why, you ask?….Cause he’s a giant PUSSY.That’s perfect since he likes dick.Then he went and started rumors about us, and it’s fucking up stuff.But that’s okay….Oh I mentioned he’s gay,it so happens he joined the gayest band I’ve ever heard.Binge.They make John Mayer sound like Slayer.I’m okay that he left, cause the underage boys that he brought in drank all my beer.And it was weird cause one of them sat in his lap all the time.He’ll never admit he’s gay, no one cares that you are, just be true to yourself, man.Also someone needs to tell his uncle that Dustin’s screwing his wife(Dustin’s aunt).Oh Yeah his name is Dustin.DUSTIN! But we came back from that cocksucker(no pun intended)the next day.We are doing better than we were with that asshole(pounder).We got this rad dude named Billy, and all is well.We are doing our first show without Dustin, so it should be smooth considering he’s gone.I hope he comes.I also hope he brings his aunt so I can give him the Proactiv he needs and the botox she needs.(How does Dustin do it?Her face looks like a paper bag)

We played at the Sport Shack in Killeen last night and kicked ass!!

My wife made this site for me. As soon as I get a chance, I am going to add a lot of stuff to it, so please be patient with me.

She just added a photo gallery too, with pictures of my first live show last Wednesday. Check them out!